The Boring Web Co is called Boring because dealing with us should be uneventful, while the websites themselves are fast, sharp and modern. You know the price before we start, the work happens when we said it would, and nothing goes quiet on you.
What usually goes wrong
If you’ve had a website built, you’ve probably lived some of this: a proposal full of words nobody says out loud, a three-month timeline that turned into five, and a quote that grew. After launch came a bill for every small change, so you stopped asking, and a new phone number took weeks to reach the site.
None of that is your fault, and none of it is unusual. If yours was built that way, whether it needs replacing has an answer of its own.
So will my website be boring?
No. It will hold up against anyone’s in your line of work. Every site we build scores 90 or better on Google’s speed test on a phone, and we’ll show you the score.
The boring part is everything around the site. That part turns up, works, and keeps working.
What dealing with us is like
You deal with two people. Craig answers the phone and email and looks after you. Emma designs and builds every site herself, and nothing goes out to a contractor. Tell Craig what you want changed and it’s done within your plan’s turnaround: five working days on Starter, three on Business, two on Growth.
Plans start at $200 a month plus GST with no build fee; the pricing page has all three. The idea is you go from “sorry about the website” to “have a look at the website”.
Who shouldn’t hire us?
Plenty of people. We’re the wrong fit if you want:
- a creative partner to explore directions with for weeks
- custom animation, or a designer to agonise over the hero image with you
- a proper online shop with a cart and stock levels (a Shopify job)
- to build the site yourself, which a drag-and-drop builder suits better (Growth has an editor for words and photos, but the building is ours)
What we’re good at is a quick, good-looking site for a business that would rather not think about it again.
See how your current site is doing
Run the free report on it. Google scores every website out of 100, and the report tells you in plain English what’s slowing yours down. It usually arrives within five minutes, and if your site is fine, we’ll say so.